The longest.shortest you've .....

Hey everyone..
call it Xmas blues, I was daydreaming things to write about in my blog.

Here's a series of questions... post your answers in the responses somewhere...
Mind you most of its x-rated, (shows what I've been doing at work)

1. The longest I've gone with out masturbating is.
1a. I've masturbated at work.

2. I've day-dreamed about having sex at work
2a. The person you've daydreamed was your boss

3. I've had sex with my partner but fantasized it was someone else.
3a. The person I was fantasizing was the next door neighbor.

4. I've never cheated on my partner.
4a. What's the definition of cheating ANYWAYS?