I'm a foreigner lost in Japan, just rambling so I don't corrupt my English with Japanish. I've lived in Japan for a while, and I speak the language fluently (maybe a TOO fluently). I like Japanese comedy, walking and going out for drinks with the few friends I have.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Peaches in the Pool

I've got nothing to do on the weekends. Its my primary reason to go the gym early in the morning on the weekends... there's nothing on TV anyways and I can' t spend all day on the net surfing anyways.

I've been going now for almost a year now. The gym has 3 floors, the first reception and the fitness area, the second changing rooms and studios, and the third is where they have the swimming pool. WHen I first joined, I wanted to swim and that's what I did. Problem was I got boring after a while and there was nothing *interesting* to see. All the other people in the pool were old Japanese people, majority of them women. They were all surprised to see a 6'1 foreigner get in the pool. They all wanted to talk but I wanted to swim. They got the hint but it didn't stop them from chatting among themselves. What irritates me the most is that they walk in the pool, in pairs, side-by-side, blocking the lanes for the people walking faster (or longer strides) behind them. I stopped going to the pool and instead got on the bicycle and lifted weights. It was great at first. I lost a few kgs in the process and I was able to talk to the pretty women and instructors. (see first blog entry). Its been a few months since then, and I've noticed something else. They are more guys in the fitness area.

*No Duh*

I guess that's where its easiest to impress the women, even if there are none at 10am in the morning. I've seen a guy on the lateral press (the one where you push out the bars from your chest) trying to push his chest out only to lift himself off the seat. I was trying soooooo hard not to breakout in laughter. He had the weight really heaaavvvy, even when there was nobody to impress... he wasn't that muscular either.. more lean than big. And I've also noticed this guy after a set on any machines, he checks himsself on the mirror...ewww....
I've seen another guy, on the lateral pull down, where instead of sitting, he's standing with his elbows locked.. he was grunting soo much I thought we was going to tear his bicycle tights and shit out on the spot....

Past few days, my back's been bothering me. I could lift weights so I decided to go back to the pool just for today. Its the same people still walking, swimming. The pool instructor that teaches breast stroke was still there. I came in at 10:30am, and swam for a bit. She was in the middle of her class. After a while my back was bothering me so I decided to go to the jaccuzi to warm my muscles. By this time, the class was over and the swim instructor was out, drying herself. What I saw pretty interesting. She was wearing a sporty swimming suit, black with crossing straps behind her. As she passed the jaccuzi, I saw her swimming suit making her dent along her crack. Pretty interesting, and thankfully the bubbles were covering my erection. She came over to the jaccuzi to test the water but I didn't see if she had a camel toe. Must be a swimming suit for professional swimmers... cut down on the unneccessary lining... her ass was nice and tight. I'm guessing she was used to the men oggling at her ass. Looked like she had a nice set of firm peaches underneath. MMMmmm... I wanna bite and let the juicies drip from my mouth... but she doesn't look like she open to anyone talking or flirting with anyone.

She went into the office to change into the gym uniform. She walked out wearing the usual shorts and t-shirt but her ass was AMAZING.

3 Comments:

Blogger SignGurl said...

Ok, if her's looked like peaches, then mine look like watermelons! Maybe not watermelons, just cantelopes.

7:28 AM

 
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Do you really not know what a redneck is? Or are you j/k? 'Cuz I don't want to have to explain it all for nothing!!! :)

I'll be back to check on ya!

Oh, and thanks for stopping by. I have some new pics up that might help explain the whole "redneck" thing a little better...

10:50 AM

 
Blogger confusedandlost said...

Redneck.. isn't that comedian, what his name, Jamie Foxx I think, that has his routine entirely based on that he's a redneck?

2:04 PM

 

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