MI 3

I went to see Mission Impossible 3 yesterday. It was the end of a 3-day weekend and I decided to go.

First, Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise no matter what movie he is in. I find him a shallow as an actor with out any depth in any of his performance.

Second, Michelle Monaghan is hot. She's sexy in the movie. But I could never understand why any guy would want to put himself in danger, going on "missions" instead of spending time with his wife, especially if it was Michelle Monaghan.

Third, Keri Russell (aka Felicity) was in the movie for maximum 5 minutes. Her part could have been done by anyone, better an "up-and-coming" actor who could benefit more with the 5 minutes of exposure with Tom Cruise.

Fourth, I found myself trying to fast-forward parts of the movie with my invisible remote control. The movie was slow in the middle. Story could have been better.

Fifth, I smelt the rat when I first saw Billy Crudup (Musgrave). Seriously, don't give away the story in the first 15 minutes of the movie. My money could have been better spent in the arcade.

Anybody else see the movie?

Ｂｅａch Party

This weekend was the annual beach party. The beach is about 30minutes drive from where I live. The party is on Saturday and Sunday, starting from the afternoon till around 10pm, when the beach closes. Due to the promixity to nearby residences, the beach closes pretty early.

I went on Saturday only with a group of my friends. We went in the evening as it was too hot during the day. It reached 35C during the day, who wants to go to the beach to get roasted by the sun. There were good number of people, a stage with bands playing during the day and various beach-houses selling over priced Japanese typical beach cusine and slightly over priced beer.

It was to get out. Where I live, the city is pretty dead for young people. Most of the people who were at the beach were other foreigners and a few japanese people, pretending to be foreign. Honestly I saw a guy with dreadlocks that would put Bob Marley to shame, but he was dancing alone and I guessed everyone was just to freaked out by his hair. There were a few nice pretty Japanese girls in bikinis. Most of them were nice and slender, flat abs and got curves in the right places. I saw this one female, wearing a yellow bikini with a full rounded bottom. None of her ass was hanging out but what I really liked was her bottom wasn't laminated to her ass. There was this little piece of space between her bikini bottom and her ass and the piece of swim suit material that didn't fit anywhere was like a bubble moving from side to side as she walked.

There was this two girls wearing bikinis too but a little smaller. A little of their ass was out, and the bikini top seemed a little bit too small... (much to my liking). As they walked passed I kept looking at their futile attempt to make cleavage hoping at that instant the nipples would pop free.

Maybe women have this 6th sense and notice when men are oggling at them and where men are looking. I tried to be discreet but no avail, few women caught me drooling at their sexxy bodies.

After a while, we all got hungry and decide to skip out for dinner. As I was heading on the way, I realized I desperately need to get laid. My right hand is getting a little mundane for me.

Swimming

Just got back from the gym. I'm having a little stiffness around my lower back and after working out I went to the swimming pool to use the jaccuzis. On the weekend mornings, the only people in the pool are old women. They seem to just stay in the water and gossip, join in the lessons they have on the side. I wasn't paying much attention when an older lady came in. She was pretty fit, younger than the other old hags, 40s prehaps. She jumped and stood in front of the jets. I was watching her, hoping to use the jets after her. Then I noticed her nipples were poking out. Nice and hard, but she was wearing professional swimsuits, just like the ones worn in the Olympics. I got hard looking at it. She stepped out to the changing rooms and didn't notice me staring. After she left, I used the jets and walked out. I was hard as a rock and i have to pass by the lifeguard. Cute little guard, she didn't notice (I think) my hard cock, straining in my swim shorts. I quickly dried myself and went to the changing rooms get dressed.


WHen was the last time you were in a bathing suit and found yourself in an 'embarrasssing' situation?

Taking pictures

Got back from the doctors. I went last week with sharp pains in my stomach. Doctor said I might have ulcer and said I needed to do some tests. The tests were today. First test was an echo. Its the same technology used for pregnant women to check on their babies. I was kidding around with the technician asking if it was a girl or a boy. She didn't understand it my joke at first and after I explained, she said she'll turn me into a biology experiment. I wasn't scared but continued to chit chat with her.

Second test was to insert a tube down my mouth which has a camera attached to take pictures of my stomach. It was alll goood fun! (NOT). First I was to remove everything I had in my pocket and carry with me my hospital card and face towels I had brought from home. Next, I was given a tablespoon of some sweet tasting juice to remove the foam in my stomach. Next to numb my throat I was given some bitter tasting medicine which I had to keep in my mouth while keeping my head back. I was like this for 3 minutes with this horrible tasting thing in mouth and I had to stop myself from swallowing it before my 3 minutes. The nurse was cute so to make my time fly faster I had my eyes closed fantasizing what she looked like naked and how she was in bed. The nurse in her white uniform, knee high skirt and white stockings... her pink nipples... her pearl white breasts....moaning and and grunting...MMmmm..... ANYWAYS.... next the nurse gave me an injection to stop my stomach from churning during the whole procedure. She had me rubbing the wound with the alcohol swab till the other nurse called me in. She took whatever was in my hand and took me inside where there was another technician waiting. He looked like a student intern with 3 day old stubbles, unkept hair and scrappy scrubs. The tech sprayed more numbing medicine in my mouth, and the nurse told me to lie on my side facing the tech. She said not to swallow my spit and to let it dribble out on my mouth during this whole procedure. FUN. The doctor then gave me a mouth piece to bite on so I don't end up biting the camera as it went down my mouth.

And it started, the camera went into my mouth and into my throat. I can feel it in the back on my head, sliding down. The tech was giving me commentary of what he was seeing on the screen. The throat under your chin is the narrowest and he warned me. I was gagging but the nurse said that gagging only makes it worse. I was tapping my hands like a wrestler giving up but the nurse held them down in front of me. I was thinking while this was going on that this is what women feel like when they deep-throat a big black cock.

I had my eyes open first as the black tube went in deeper and deeper. I could actually see the numbers on the tube measure the number of centimeters the tube went in. The nurse was standing behind me, rubbing my back. I kept hoping she would stick her hand down my jeans and rub my dick. That way I could focus on my tickle in my dick instead of my mouth. The tech explained what he saw. I did have an ulcer but it didn't seem all that serious. I couldn't really pay attention to what he was saying considering the predicament I was in. It was then I closed my eyes and let my mind wander to other stuff... mostly erotic in nature but my dick wouldn't respond understandably.

After a while, the camera was pulled out. I opened my eyes to see the tech standing a meter away from me. Whatever spit I had accumulated in my mouth came dribbling out and the nurse was ready with tissue wiping it from my mouth. I was drained and exhausted. The nurse said I couldn't eat for an hour till my stomach was ready for food again. She said no drinks no food and no swallowing of spit too. All I could do was to gargle. The was a small sink in the locker area and I gargled whatever remained of the medication out of mouth. I went home exhausted, tired and sore. The back of mouth hurts a little when I swallow.

My follow up is next week. I'm have nothing to worry about but having tube down my mouth is not something I want to do again.